pirates vs ninja


BLUE IS LOSING!
To be resolved on Apr 04, '09 12:21am
 
 
By woodlandcritter, Team leader for the Red team @ Mar 28, '07 12:22am
me and some of my friends are having this arguement

i think pirates
 
 
 
By yasma, for the Red team @ Mar 28, '07 5:48am
pirates because they would play dirty. and have weapons. and smell really bad, i bet.
 
 
 
 
By Arizona, for the Blue team @ Mar 28, '07 11:05am
Ninja
 
 
 
By drizzle, for the Blue team @ Apr 06, '07 11:51pm
ninjas forever pirates are literally gay
fuckin think about it they spend years at a time on a ship with only men


p.s. ninjas rule
 
 
By Gavner, for the Red team @ Jul 30, '07 12:58pm
do you really think when they made port in cities they wouldnt have sex?

besides they wouldve had a ship whore

blackbeard died of bloodloss because he was shot and he faught and continued to kill people as he bled to death... pirates kick ass


PIRATES RAPE NINJAS!!!!
 
 
 
By MackDiesel, for the Red team @ Jul 31, '07 7:50am
Pirates aren't afraid to show themselves. They're bold; it's an attitude thing.
 
 
 
By yourmomsmokescrackdotcom, for the Red team @ Aug 02, '07 12:28am
ninjas cause lap is a ninja..

ever have a small sharp pain in your chest - that was lap, and it was a warning!


http://groups.myspace.com/ninjalap
 
 
 
By BobbyKelsoButtAssMan, for the Red team @ Aug 17, '07 6:33pm
my dick
 
 
 
By xgamerchickx, for the Red team @ Aug 23, '07 2:03pm
PIRATES!!! ^_^
 
 
 
 
By Mr. Cheezle, for the Blue team @ Sep 03, '07 2:37pm
weird. my friends and i are also having this discussion. oh the irony........... but ninjas. they are stealthy and pirates are just stinky and unintelligent
 
 
 
By If Batman Was Real, for the Blue team @ Sep 09, '07 9:29pm
Tough... I'd go with ninjas however. Ninja's are just way more badass, and stealth is always a plus. And the clothes. Im pretty jealous...
 
 
 
By If Batman Was Real, for the Blue team @ Sep 09, '07 9:33pm
Tough... I'd say ninjas though. Ninjas are just more badass. They have kitanas, and awesome clothes. And stealth is always a plus...
 
 
By Seth, for the Red team @ Sep 12, '07 12:23pm
Pirates ate salted meat, survived off of liquor as a water substitute, and had some of the worst health of anyone in their period of time.

Yet when it came time to kick ass, they still were up to jumping from boat to boat on the open sea in 40MPH winds and 30 foot waves.

Pretty bad ass in my book. Ninjas sit around all day practicing technique, eating noodles, and screaming. They play with a bunch of fancy weapons and then jerk each other off in the baths at night.

Pirates kick ass, ninjas are overrated.
 
 
 
 
By Oookey Shmookey, for the Blue team @ Sep 17, '07 2:46am
Ninjas!

Look at what pirates wear...frilly shirts, tall leather boots, poofy pants. That's about as gay as it gets. Ninjas can sneak around and gut you like a fish before you even KNOW it!
 
 
 
By Oookey Shmookey, for the Blue team @ Sep 17, '07 2:47am
son of a bitch I VOTED FOR THE WRONG TEAM!!
 
 
 
By TerminalDuo, for the Blue team @ Oct 03, '07 7:29pm
If you ever saw how a ninja trains, theres no way you'd think a pirate is cooler.

In a ninja clan, from birth, potential ninjas go through constant testing and workouts.

As a baby and infant many many mind games for them to solve
As little children they have to climb many tress
As teenagers, i heard they had to train their ass off in acrobatics and not being seen

As Adults they learn a shit load of fighting and using every single weapon feasible. Ninjas play HELLA dirty.

In the end the ninja adapts to any situation. That was the goal.
 
 
 
By Audrey, for the Blue team @ Oct 07, '07 8:43am
NINJAS ALL THE WAY BABY!
 
 
 
By dangerbucks, for the Blue team @ Oct 08, '07 2:18pm
a good ninja would assassinate a boatload of pirates without a sound. bitches.
 
 
 
By sarah bertke, for the Blue team @ Oct 19, '07 1:18am
ninja's are fuckin rad
 
 
By anna beasley, for the Red team @ Oct 21, '07 4:45pm
pirates get to say arrrrr
ninjas hav to be quiet
 
 
 
By Count Chocula, for the Red team @ Oct 27, '07 4:26am
vampires are better than both
 
 
 
 
By tman09, for the Blue team @ Oct 27, '07 3:59pm
NINJAS PWN
 
 
 
By Gustavar, for the Blue team @ Oct 28, '07 7:59pm
Ninjas. Pirates have the loud and awesome. But also the gay. Ninjas are ninjas. That's it. No argument needed.
 
 
By Reuben, for the Red team @ Oct 31, '07 6:34pm
Well, I started off thinking that Ninjas would get my vote, because after all, they would have no trouble killing 1 million million million pirates in a fight.

But after reading some of the arguments here (ie: pirates get to say arrrrr, have sex in ports) and spending some quality/quantity time in serious contemplation, it's obvious that Pirates must have my vote.

Ninjas are way too serious, man. They're all about discipline, and that bites. Give me liquor, loot and loose women. Any day.
 
 
 
By frickin_creep, for the Red team @ Feb 01, '08 4:22am
I gotta say that both are pretty bad ass, but come on Pirates are ruthless, and they are always in the Rum. Those are my kind of chaps!
 
 
 
By TofurkeyJerky, for the Red team @ Mar 19, '08 2:31am
PIRATES!
 
 
 
By Ben, for the Red team @ Mar 27, '08 5:36pm
I say jedi's oh wait i mean butt pirates
 
 
 
By steVO From Palatka, for the Red team @ Mar 28, '08 11:00am
Ninjas would kill all pirates in a instant HaHa BItch
 
 
 
 
By 6124C3, for the Blue team @ Apr 01, '08 9:00pm
NINJAS!!!!!!

pirates are smelly rapists,

ninjas are trained assassins and have the power of stealth!!

THEY KICK ASS AND WOULD FUCKING OWN ALL YOU PIRATE LOVERS.
 
 
 
By walk, for the Blue team @ Apr 29, '08 2:56pm
Ninjas fucking rock.

fuck gay pirate twats
 
 
By BLUEBLOODREDPEE, for the Red team @ Jul 10, '08 6:06am
PIRATES HAVE GUNS AND CANNONS AND BIG SHIPS AND NINJAS DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO SWIM
 
 
 
By BLUEBLOODREDPEE, for the Red team @ Jul 10, '08 6:11am
AND BY THE WAY NIJAS WORK ALONE!!! you never see a ninja crew or a ninja army.. do you? NO!
 
 
 
 
By iluvbobmarley12, for the Blue team @ Jul 11, '08 2:51pm
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?! obviously ninjas! hellooooooooo. ninjas have mad crazy moves that pirates can never pull off. &&&& pirates have peg legs and eye patches. so they're disabled. ninjas are all hard core and they slice into a bajillion pieces. oooh, pirates have big pointy objects and cannons and guns. that proves they're to weak to fight for themselves. i've had this argument with my friends so many times, and i think we all know ninjas are totally better. GO BLUE TEAM!

SO ALL YOU GAY PIRATE PEOPLE JUST KNOW THE PIRATES WILL NEVER BE ON YOUR SIDE CAUSE ALL THEY WILL DO IS RAPE YOU AND YOUR KIDS AND STEAL ALL YOUR MONEY! SO FUCK YOU! NINJAS ARE BETTER!
 
 
By michelle, for the Red team @ Jul 11, '08 2:54pm
i just wanna be against iluvbobmarley12. even though i love bob marley! i fucked a pirate once, and let me tell ya, that peg leg came in handy in the sack. SO FUCK YOU! :]
 
 
 
 
By iluvbobmarley12, for the Blue team @ Jul 11, '08 2:57pm
well michelle can go eat herself out with a spoon. because apparently these last few years we've spent together mean nothing. and you're not worthy of bob marley because you like pirates! and pirates are dirty rapists who dont get laid cause they smeel to fishy. note that last part.
SO FUCK YOU!!!
 
 
By michelle, for the Red team @ Jul 11, '08 2:59pm
hahahaah!!!! iloveyou. and bob marley and i already have an agreement made up. SO FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!
 
 
 
 
By murdermemahala, for the Blue team @ Jul 12, '08 1:09am
ninjas are motherfucking amazing, bitchhh.
I'm a profesioanl ninja.
Ask my FUCKING HOT boyfriend.
His name is ConCon<333
 
 
By Tim Jones, for the Red team @ Jul 22, '08 8:32am
a hobo beating the shit out of mahala would be the best mother fucken cunt chewer.
 
 
 
 
By Kinvervankotsdorsprakingatchdern, for the Blue team @ Jul 23, '08 10:12pm
Every person in the world has a ninja on their back. He reads this thread, and thinks he will kill you quick and painless if your vote is blue. As for the red.... That way katana sodomy lies. Choose wisely, young grasshopper.
 
 
 
By biblicone, for the Blue team @ Jul 26, '08 10:18pm
Ninjas will win on land. Pirates will win at sea.
 
 
By marcopolo620, for the Red team @ Jul 28, '08 2:43am
pirates!!
 
 
 
 
By schplengie, for the Blue team @ Sep 24, '08 1:03am
I dunno whether I want to choose a side... I mean on one hand I'm a smelly drunk with horrible teeth, a psychopath on the other... ninjas have more sex appeal, I choose ninja.
 
 
 
By skone, for the Blue team @ Sep 25, '08 11:37pm
ninjas don't need friends, parrots or even facial expressions. they will kill your family before having sex with them just to prove that no one likes you.

ninjas are my favorite mammal.

 
 
By Sarah, for the Red team @ Oct 29, '08 7:35pm
Pirates all the way. Ninjas are chinese and anybody who does anything in china are just little 12 year olds BECAUSE APPARENTLY THEY CAN'T FIND ANYONE OLDER!
 
 
 
By Brokenminds, for the Red team @ Oct 30, '08 9:53am
pirates
 
 
 

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